February 2012
147 posts
WatchDoing SNSD proud
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What’s that name of that blonde fat one in Toddlers & Tiaras? I took a picture and I look just like her but asian
jadderpillar:
covering the answers of your test when the teacher walks by so she cant see how stupid you are
hashtagshittedonem:
Bianca says jump, you say how high?
Watchadrianshhh:
best thing on the internet
vivianduong:
I don’t need people like you in my life. I’m kinda glad that we stopped talking, it made me realize that you obviously didn’t even care about our friendship to easily throw it away like it was scrap paper. You can’t blame this on me either because I always initiated our conversations and tried to save what we had left at that point. Whatever. Toodaloo motherfucka~
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
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if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sister's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
I went clubbing for the first time.
The best part is making fun of the people that go all out but can’t even dance
Hahaha I laff at u
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scunted:
hyliam:
because 5280 feet = a mile makes so much more sense then 1000 m = 1 km
what i’ve been saying for at least my whole schooling life
computersaysnooo:
beyoncebeytwice:
people who pour their milk before the cereal
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
These are legitimately interesting questions
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
Unpopular opinion time: Import models are tacky and should be imported away from Tumblr
“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that...”
– (via shumbodynamedharry)
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blamscuits:
do you ever do something really stupid and then you just sit there every night for weeks and think about how stupid it was
*Have you ever done
I wonder if the error in this post keeps you up at night
[ ] Day
pealetran:
In order to segregate myself from the “norm” and speak about today, which is forbidden amongst some people, I’m going to speak in code. Oh yeah, corniness incoming.
Love. Roses. Chocolate. Sex. Relationships. Common words associated with today, common words that reflect sensuality, compassion, intimacy; words that obviously need to be spread amongst our hate ridden world. To be...
It’s so damn infuriating having to only watch highlights and read box scores. And I never know which games are being screened on ESPN or Maori TV and so half the time I’m missing out
I WISH I HAD NBA TV :(
Damn it
If you give me your Bebo link
I’ll give you a luv for Valentine’s day lol
Seriously
if you make “forever alone” jokes on valentine’s day im going to unfollow you
verniethedope asked: I feel obliged to do this. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
It’s officially Valentine’s day in New Zealand yay
I’ll be expecting ♥’s in my ask box now thanks